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The Storm From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (2 days old)

The Storm... They were together in the House. Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her j… more

Reply to complaints letter From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (2 days old)

Found this on another site and found it amusing. As always clicky: … more

Torture From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (2 days old)

Well the day arrived, the appointment came round and finally I managed to see a dentist about this tooth that is giving me so much hassle and pain. I arrived at the destination at the appointed tim… more

Rubber Gloves From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (4 days old)

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a litt… more

First thing that popped into my mind when I left the tepee From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 days old)

Some of the best funny personal names can be found in the US Indian Census of 1880. The anglophile versions of Native Indian names can be hilarious simply due to loose translations. Native America… more

The book to buy all your male friends for Chistmas From prydwen in (5 days old)

'Busty, Slag and Nob End' by Russell Ash. This adults only book of 'Remarkably rude but real names of people, places and products from all over the world' will have any male laughing his head off wit… more

Hampstead Heath From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

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Top Ten adult movie titles From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

1. Forest Hump 2. The Object Of My Erection 3. The Porn Identity 4. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 5. Shaving Ryan's Privates 6. ET: The Extra Testicle 7. Alien vs Sex Predator 8. Sex Toy … more

Thought for the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn...... Does this make me a Leprechaun?… more

John and Edward From prydwen in Grin and bear it (6 days old)

So John and Edward are called Jedward. Anyone else wish they'd been called Peter and Rick? … more

What! Londoner's wont even share a taxi..... From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Found in the San Franscisco Chronicle So you think London, population 8 million, is crowded with the living? There are many millions more under the soil of a city that has been inhabited for … more

When is "Therapeutic" Sex, not "Therapeutic" Sex? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

The U.S. Tax Court ruled in September that William Halby, 78, owes back taxes because he improperly tried to deduct $300,000 over a five-year period for "medical" expenses that were merely purchases o… more

Want a tune on the radio From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Listen in to Seahaven FM, phone 01323 899226 and Danny and I will play you a tune....… more

Down to one drink a week now From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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Of pigs and crashing computers From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (7 days old)

I can't reply to posts at the moment. Every time I try to the computer freezes up. I can't get into task manager and the only way I can get out of it is to press the power button off and restart. … more

Done by many so just had to follow From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (7 days old)

1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? no 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? night 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? All of it if I ca… more

He can bite me anytime:)) From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (9 days old)

My favourite vampire from moonlight - ok I know I am sad, but was intrigued, taped the series and sat and watched a marathon session and boy is he hot!!!!!!! Going to cool off now:)… more

TAGS!!! From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (12 days old)

Friends list - I had it alls et out. those that I wanted friends only posts going to were tagged A, those that I sent lighthearted friends only posts to were B, those I didn't want friend only posts… more

Sunday fun From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (12 days old)

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?' The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. … more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (12 days old)

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Remembering From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (12 days old)

Oh! you who sleep in Flanders Fields, Sleep sweet - to rise anew! We caught the torch you threw And holding high, we keep the Faith With All who died. We cherish, too, the poppy red That grow… more

The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (12 days old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

CORELATION! From tilaktilak in Rolling Camera (12 days old)

At the very beginning let me tell you that I am not a very mathematically/ statistically oriented person. In fact I hate both. I don’t think that life is a formula and if life is not a formula not… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (13 days old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (13 days old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more